Ann Coulter shines light on Keith Olbermann and it’s ugly!
March 5, 2009 by justgroovy
The sort of insecurity that would force you to always say “trebled” instead of “tripled” could only come from a communications major with massive status anxiety, like Keith. Without even looking it up, I am confident that Harvard, Yale and Princeton do not offer degrees in “communications.” I know there is no “communications” major at the Ivy League Cornell.
“Communications” is a major, along with “recreation science,” most commonly associated with linemen at USC. But at least the linemen can throw a football, which Keith cannot because his mother decided he was not physically robust enough to play outdoors as a child.
It may seem cruel to reveal the true college of someone who already wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat worried that he’s a fraud. But I believe that by pointing out that Olbermann actually is a fraud, I am liberating him.
You may not realize it now, Keith, but you will look back on this day and say, “That was the best thing that ever happened to me!”
Finally, you can stop pretending that you went to the hard-to-get-into Cornell.
Now you won’t have to quickly change the subject whenever people idly remark that they didn’t know it was possible to major in “communications” at an Ivy League school.
No longer will you have to aggressively bring up Cornell when it has nothing to do with the conversation.
Relax, Keith. Now you can let people like you for you.
via AnnCoulter.com – Archived Article: OLBERMANN’S PLASTIC IVY.
It is time more of these blowhard wannabe intellectuals are exposed for what they are. The leftist press is full of them.
Ann Coulter shines light on Keith Olbermann and it’s ugly!
March 5, 2009 by justgroovy
via AnnCoulter.com – Archived Article: OLBERMANN’S PLASTIC IVY.
It is time more of these blowhard wannabe intellectuals are exposed for what they are. The leftist press is full of them.
Share this:
Related
Posted in Political Thought | Tagged Political Commentary, Public conduct | Leave a Comment
Comments RSS